Story by @RellyOnSmash via @FeverMcFLY
Lies on Lies on Lies. Niggas lie everyday b, sometimes for no reason at all. We lie to our girlfriends, we lie to our boss and of course, a lot of you even lie on Twitter. When it’s 2am and your girl rolls over and asks who your’re texting, you gonna tell her “Oh nobody babe, just some hoe from Facebook.”?? NOPE, not unless you want the bedroom to turn into Armageddon. You’re gonna use the first lie that comes to your head and say you’re checking your email or playing Angry Birds. Now that I think about it, boyfriends just might even be dopest liars on the planet. But nobody, i repeat, NOBODY, lies more than a rapper inside of a recording booth. I don’t mean entry level rookie mode lies either. I’m talking intermediate hi definition ALL MADDEN lies. The type of lies you hear that make you pull over on the highway and just reflect on life. You throw on a song by a mixtape rapper, and I guarantee the sound of fairy tales will surround you and your loved ones.
So I took it upon myself to put together a list of the top 10 biggest lies ever told in a rap song. And if any of you actually believed these fabricated bars, I can tell you fall for the “Follow me back so I can DM you” trap at least twice a week. Smh. Fuckin’ buffoons. Anyway, let’s get started.
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